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Petting puppies (not a metaphor!)

I came to a realization a moment ago.

We flip a bitch if a female dares show her boobs. OMG HOW COULD WE EVER SEE SUCH A THING YOU IMMODEST EVIL PERSON!!!!

And yet… we give puppy dogs belly rubs. You know what you do when you give a puppy dog belly rubs?

Allow them to show their nipples and inevitable rub them because that’s where they happen to get belly rubs.

Now… tell me again, what the fuck is the problem with a woman showing her boobs?

Sincerely,

Confused… and possibly mortified

Have a beautiful day sunshines!

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