Would a closet full of prosthetic arms be an armory?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is it called a mouse when it looks nothing like one?
Who decided that we were comparing apples and oranges?
Why couldn’t it have been sugar plums and eggplants?
Plurals: Goose is geese, but moose is moose. What the hell?
Who decided choking the chicken was a valid euphemism?
If Jesus walked on water… was swimming impossible?
Is it weird that weird is one of those weird words where I comes after E even though there’s no C?
If you are supposed to leave room for Jesus, does that mean he digs threesomes?