Would a closet full of prosthetic arms be an armory?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is it called a mouse when it looks nothing like one?

Who decided that we were comparing apples and oranges?
Why couldn’t it have been sugar plums and eggplants?

Plurals: Goose is geese, but moose is moose. What the hell?

Who decided choking the chicken was a valid euphemism?

If Jesus walked on water… was swimming impossible?

Is it weird that weird is one of those weird words where I comes after E even though there’s no C?

If you are supposed to leave room for Jesus, does that mean he digs threesomes?




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