humor · life

Good morning pick up line

Baby, if I were a magician, I would turn you into a light switch.

Cause I wanna turn you on.

This ridiculous message brought to you by:


Feeling tired? Need to sleep? Have a big meeting tomorrow? 

Insomnia because, fuck you.

Also by:

The Brain

I know studying is important for you. That big test is tomorrow. I can help. Allow me to present you with totally unrelated shit and weird thoughts.

The Brain. Oddities first. Always.


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